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you probably grew up watching crazy old Fred Rogers on TV, known only to most of us as Mr. Rogers. He's been teaching kids to be as silly as him for about 30 years now, but Mr. Rogers wasn't always the great guy he seems to be. In fact, he overcame a lot of stuff to be the nice, normal old man you see today. But wouldn't you agree he's a little TOO normal?
This stupid old lady at the Geriatric Park where I work (Eskaton Village). Ms. Schneider who INSISTS on having exactly FOUR prunes in for breakfast and exactly half a pear. If you give her five, she calls you stupid and yells at you. If you give her three, she tells you it's not enough and calls you stupid. Funny thing is, she only eats two of them. She sucks on the third before spitting it out. And then drops the fourth in with the pear that she otherwise doesn't touch. Everyday. I mean EVERYDAY. She's stuck in some sort of time-loop or something, reliving the same day. I've been kind enough to have her food seasoned with my special blend of herbs and spices, Phlegm 'n Spit.
I like Abraham Lincoln's answer to this question. Once, an little girl named Virginia wrote Abraham Lincoln (who was a very tall man) a letter that asked "Mr Lincoln, does Santa Claus really have a beard?" Lincoln's reply was "Yes, Virginia, just long enough to reach the ground." It was then that Lincoln exposed himself to her and asked her to perform unnatural acts. And that little girl grew up to be... the state of Virginia!
poor dog, poor rat. That is the crulest experiment i have ever seen besides a nose on the rats back. That earwax was as thick as candle wax. GROSS!!!! I never thought that anyone would boil a head of a dead guy. NASTY!!!! I never thought about things like that.
it is a general rule with me that people who have to speak aloud what they type or see are doing nothing but stealing the oxygen from intelligent people
Please stop stepping all over sand and letting it go down the drains at the beach showers.
You may think it's mean by getting all over you but it's actually just very loving. Do sand a favor: Next time you go to the beach, river etc. where there is sand, take a baby food jar or some other small clear container and put a handful of sand in it. Give it a SINGLE blade of grass to play with. Name your sand. Play with it every day. Make sure you take good care of your sand.
you are a freak. i'm Fuzz E.'s freind and i suck
I feed the dogs. We have 14 of them and they get only vegetebles because granfather thinks it makes them lean & mean to attack anyone who will steal his colections. What it does do is make them skinny with patchy bald spots and crap a lot. Tomatos are a real problem. I shovel it all in big piles.
Spent all day looking for jobs I tell ya, we finally landed one at Uncle Stans buns and seeds factory. Da Huska got hired as my manager, seems the owner was kinda partial to chickens, da freak. I have to put seeds on buns all day long man, it sucks but it sure don't take no college education. Guess who done all the work ?..
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He walked around giving the thumbs up to everything saying his signature "Ay" throughout the show. How pathetic. The day someone approaches me and says "Ay" while giving me the thumbs up, I'm going to break a bottle over his head.
Julie, a thought to pin to your piece collection:- Watch a trapped butterfly trying to push it's way through a glass pane. It knows what's on the other side, can see the light of outside quite clearly but even when a window is opened for it, will continue to maim itself bashing against the same spot.
once i had to go
on a date and i had no flowers to give to the sweet
little darlin so i hussled
up some mite pirrty bacon strips and made'minto flowers
the date was great and ever since then thats what i do
itenables me to score at least 2 times a week........:)THANK YOU BACON!!!!! |
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| In a December medical journal, University of New Hampshire researchers found that one adolescent boy in ten has been kicked in the testicles by another kid, 40% of the time by girls. Boys who wear glasses or have other physical limitations are three times more likely to be kicked, and a year after the kicking, one-fourth of the victims still suffered depression from the incident. |
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The silly snake went underground and he got dirt all over him! He took a bath in the river and a tree almost felll on him. Then, he went back to his family and told them every thing he did. He then went back to the river to get a feather from a bird. The bird bit his tail!!! He went back to the natives in the jungle. The natives tried to catch him. He stuck his tongue out and a bird flew on it! The silly snake says "IM VERY SILLY!!!!"
Kate I just know you are dying to know all about my gallbladder pain and the 82 hrs of pain I went thru before the doc. decided to take it out and the annastesia made me real sick so I had to get a spit tray and it was the funniest colour you ever did see. Sorta greenish yellow, but not buttercup yellow more now what I mean? And the nurses!!!. whelp they just wouln't come no matter HOW MANY times I rung that little buzzer. You'd think they were buzy or somthin,I mean, I pay their salary afterall. And speaking of salery, can you BELIEVE the amount of taxes they take out noadays? I mean, I gotta work at least 3 extra months just for the Feds
There's nothing quite like getting up in the morning, popping two slices of bread in the toaster and enjoying the fragrance of broiling cat pee.
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The bald headed senators are splashing in the blood, the dogs are having someone who is screaming in the mud. |
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: Any ollne who doesn't accept Jesus the Lord in your heart is going to go to hell. Besides, shamanism is just a excuse to have orgys and use marijana, and payote, and sacrifice animals and worship the devil. Jesus even said anyone who doesn't accept him as God is going to go to hell. If I ever meet any of you I'm gonna burn you at the stake like god wants!
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